3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Google-Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to see if they could convince me to post to my Tumblr via Gmail. I’m not really sure why they chose to do this, especially 11 years AFTER their first step toward total global domination, but it’s a time travel story, so cut me some slack. So, these terminators tried to convince me to use a filter to perform this task, but I, being smarter than them (and having read the comments section, which is powered by real humans) chose to just add Tumblr as a contact. So, in other words, I wrote this post through Gmail. And the Singularity is kinda creepy, but in a tin-foil-hat conspiracy theory kinda way.

As a side note, upon receiving this post, Tumblr nixed all of the hyperlinks, which I had to go back in and edit manually, thereby defeating the purpose…so, it’s not quite as useful as I had hoped.